My finger burns. I put it on a burner. I'm that much of a dummy. I wanted to see if it was working, but when I just hovered my hand over it, I didn't feel any warmth. So I tapped it. I used to do that kind of thing all the time. If you're quick enough, the only thing you get out of it is the excitement. I didn't do it right. The burner was working. I have a tiny blister on my right pinkie. It's okay. I usually like the kind of pain that comes from mild encounters with fire.

I probably have some business to take care of.

Two years ago I was happy about a different visitor.