I've pretty much always read horoscopes. I used to be really into astrology as a teenager. I never really believed the prediction part of things, but found the personality stuff interesting. The crap in newspapers are too bullshitty.

It has become a widely discussed topic in my immediate circle, for some reason. A girl in Florida told me of this guy who has a reputation of being scarily accurate and I've been reading his site, for fun, ever since.

Could you imagine taking something like this seriously:

Your Week Ahead: So near, yet so far. So, almost but not quite. So tantalisingly, frustratingly, just on the very edge of being attainable. Oh, come on. Don't pretend you don't know what I'm talking about. You are being coy because you do not care to confess the true depth of your desire. If you can pretend that you are not really bothered, you can at least preserve your pride. Why do that? Just put all your energy into stretching that little bit further. This week's eclipse insists, that you can yet manage to make that elusive but essential connection. Be brave. Keep trying.

Yeah right.

Two years ago the Khyber was closing.