I hate selling Dasani.

I cringe whenever someone puts it on my counter. I have always had something unexplainable against it. Then I started working in a store and I found out about the tax. Water isn't supposed to be taxed. But, Dasani isn't natural water. It's re-mineralized. I guess that means they distill it and then add minerals to it. So, since it's fucked with, it's taxed. That means it costs 14% more than a similarly priced bottle of water. And that seems silly to me. I mean, sure, if people know that but still choose it because they prefer, then fine. That's their choice. But so many people are uninformed. Some of them have even gotten mad at me yelling that there is no tax on water. Well, there's no tax on milk either, but chocolate milk is taxed 'cause it ain't natural.

My favourite guy today was the one who gave me a look like I'd just killed his mother because we don't have those huge cans of tobacco. Maybe scooping ice cream is the best position...

Last year I was trying to take back some things that I'd foolishly said.