Tour highlights, and a few lowlights. In no particular order besides the order in which they popped into my head:

-Swans in Sackville and Burlington
-Tim's dad's house
-String in my ass
-Phil's party for many reasons including, but not limited to: girl covered in piss crawling into bed with Nancy and Seth, toad on KC's leg, starting the H/K set outside and the clouds opening up and puring on us while I beat on the floor tom, pump my love ditch/butter gutter, dancing with Nancy to A/V, fire, burgers, mushroom, onion, mustard and barbecue sauce sandwich, girls from Halifax
-Youtube (shoes, German kid spazzing, mechanical tiger)
-black metal breakfast with Susan and the Bayonettes
-partying with In-Flight Safety
-D-Jerome and Gab
-multiple Value Villages
-trampoline
-Wii
-Guitar Hero
-Daniel Johnston
-playing Unwanted Guests on the radio
-Orge Juice
-hardonitor/hardometer (a hardonitor monitors if it's hard, a hardometer measures it)
-Mark peeking his head out the bathroom door
-guy groans
-free food
-Paula and Rob
-crazy guy coming to Hamilton show and touching me inappropriately (lowlight)
-Beacon Hill--glistening hand print on the wall with hair stuck to it (lowlight)
-waterfowl park
-Lachie
-Spook
-laundry in sketch part of London (old cougar/drunk/prostitute puking an shitting at the same time in the bathroom)
-Tim
-Pete
-Lavender
-"This is Kim and I'm Matt and we're Matt and Kim!!"
-Face to Face and NOFX between bands in St. Catharine's (guy coming over to merch table and shouting NOFX lyrics at us, presumably because he saw me bobbing my head)
-new Dinosaur Jr. album
-Michael Catano's mustache
-Charlottetown in general
-Memories Attack
-Japanther
-Montreal (highlights: Briefs, I *heart* Huckabees, Robin and Denise. Lowlights: show cancel-ED)
-not wearing a jacket most of the time
-Robin's breakfast (I didn't actually have any)
-"I only have one thing to say: WHAT THE FUCK?!"
-bumping into Jef Simmons on the street
-shows in parties and bookstores
-Claude Francois
-near beer
-shows turning into dance parties (highlight at Phil's, lowlight at the Drake)
-aping
-not wearing earplugs after week #1 (lowlight: hearing loss)
-driving home with the smell of human piss
-Sheba and Riley
-Caton (sp?)
-$6 flat Pepsis (lowlight)
-Miami
-$65 at Zellers in Edmunston (lowlight: leaving all my socks and undies at home in the first place)
-Simultaneous Release on repeat (lowlight, but funny)
-Orange Monkey
-hippies
-Matt Charlton
-KC pacing in a parking lot with a cell phone
-expensive Mongolian food (lowlight: size and price; highlight: imagining punching the chef)
-Ocean of Love in your eyes, abbreviated to Ocean Eyes
-high heels
-smoking (mixed feelings)
-father and cousin in Toronto
-KC hiding under the bed
-poorhaus in PEI
-New Arcade Fire growing on me
-Dancing guy/Sleeping, Waiting video
-sausages
-Cheese Whiz omlettes
-"Brian" (lowlight, especially in my face)

Two years ago I was sick.