Dear Brian the Ling,

You emailed me. How nice of you. Do you want to know what I did? You're gonna laugh. Or, maybe you won't. I was very confused. I didn't understand what it was (actually, there were 2, but they looked the same). I mean, really, comments to and from each other are much more common than emails. I thought it was Blogger telling me you had commented. So, I emptied my junk folder (where your emails were), and came directly to pistolwhip to read your comments. There weren't any new ones. Then, I remembered what the emails looked like. They weren't Blogger telling me that "ling-ling san" had commented, but emails from "brian the ling" and they had (the same) subject lines. Oops, shit, I'm sorry.

So, if you email me again, I promise I'll expect it, and read it and reply to it, instead of deleting it. I hope you remember most of what you had to say.

Regretfully yours,

crystal

PS- this day last year, I wanted a shot.