Thanks to Mark Black, I played with this little tool a bit. I had heard about the funny things that can occur with these translation devices. From Tensity. Someone read the original english, whatever it was translated into, and the resulting english. I'm kind of in a rush before work, so I can't play with it much now, but I started with original text from last Wednesday's entry on this very blog:

Today's awesome. Already. I just got up a bit ago and am still drinking coffee, but so much has already been accomplished. I received a letter saying I was approved for interest relief, straightened things up with my landlord (who wants to help me get my money back from the bank screwing me over), had a great practice with Dog Day last night, and it's beautiful out. It's too bad I'm so frigging broke that I can't go to Stage 9 tonight. I really wanted to. Spinoza and Gilbert Switzer. You should go even though I'm not.

I translated it into french, and then back. The result:

Impressing today. Already. I am right survey a little it there have and a AM always drinking coffee, but so much was already accomplished. I received a stating of letter which I was approved for the relief of interest, things rectified upwards with my owner (who wants to help me to recover my money of the bank kissing me more), had a great practice with the day of dog the night spent, and it is beautiful outside. It is too bad I am thus frigging broke that I cannot go to put in scene 9 this evening. I really wanted in Spinoza and Gilbert Switzer. You should go though I would not be.

This day last year, a friend made a confession.