One thing I'm sad about, I just realized tonight. For the first time, one of my good friends is getting married. I've had acquaintances wed and I've been to 2 of my mother's weddings, but it's the parties I'm worried about. See, the bride's bachelorette is tonight. I didn't go, because I don't know her very well. But, I also can't go to the bachelor party next weekend (which means I'll be bored Saturday night), because I'm a girl. But, I want to go to Ralph's place. I want to see strippers.