Someone here has a crush on someone at Bloomfield.
It's true.

I was watching "Are You Afraid to Get Laid?". Gertie got very, very excited.

I don't think I've ever seen her like that. Throughout the whole thing, she was rather animated, pacing the living room floor, making a small chirping noise. While Vickers was being interviewed, her chirps grew; they became more of a pprrmmeerow. Then she jumped onto my desk and rubbed herself against the speakers.

Gertie wants Vickers.