Lingley! This is for you:

A friend of our's has a mother that is very particular about certain things. She has never seen my apartment, even though I've lived here for a year and a half, because I know that even in it's cleanest state, it would freak her out. She also has certain, conservative ideas about the lifestyles of me and most of my friends. She finally did see the living room yesterday.

She saw your "Hey Ladies" poster on the wall.

"My goodness, what's he got in his bathing suit?"

Simultaneously:

me: "nothing."
KC: "him."
Sheryl: "well he has a reputation of being hung like a horse."

me, again: "yeah, that's all him in that bathing suit."