I am a case of waste.
From the bottom of the container my dinner came in:
"MY GUARANTEE
These products are dedicated to my mother, Michelina, who used only the finest ingredients when preparing her homemade sauces, pasta and rice dishes. Don't let the low price fool you. I guarantee you'll like this product as much as or more than any similar product at even double our price. I wouldn't sell a product with my mother's name on it unless it was GOOD and THE BEST POSSIBLE VALUE."
It's "signed" Luigina Palucci.
It must be good for me, then, right? Finest ingredients and all.
From the bottom of the container my dinner came in:
"MY GUARANTEE
These products are dedicated to my mother, Michelina, who used only the finest ingredients when preparing her homemade sauces, pasta and rice dishes. Don't let the low price fool you. I guarantee you'll like this product as much as or more than any similar product at even double our price. I wouldn't sell a product with my mother's name on it unless it was GOOD and THE BEST POSSIBLE VALUE."
It's "signed" Luigina Palucci.
It must be good for me, then, right? Finest ingredients and all.
posted by crystal at
9:57 pm
1 Comments:
I had instant mashed potatoes for the first time tonite. They came with an extra packet with gravy mix in it which i mixed with my porkchop juice for maximum deliciousness. A huge meal for about 6 bucks.
ger. | Homepage | 06.15.04 - 11:22 pm | #
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Apparently, the finest ingredients includes plastic and weiners...
http://deadbeat.root-studios.com/archives/000030.html
repo | Email | Homepage | 06.15.04 - 11:55 pm | #
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ger: mmmm, instant mashed potatoes. I had those for the first time 6 years ago. KC insisted we get them. Not bad. But, I still prefer the mashed potatoes that come in the TV dinners. So buttery. Good idea with the porkchop juice mixture.
repo: yeah, I remember reading that post. My Michelina weren't zap 'ems, and I don't think as bad for you. I'm actually eating another one now. And then I'll eat some popcorn.
crystal | 06.16.04 - 2:48 am | #
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