Dear [cute person],
You should probably stop coming into the store so much. I mean, I'm sure my boss likes your money, but there's a small problem. You make me think impure thoughts. That's not good. I'm practically married.
Yours truly,
Me
You should probably stop coming into the store so much. I mean, I'm sure my boss likes your money, but there's a small problem. You make me think impure thoughts. That's not good. I'm practically married.
Yours truly,
Me
posted by crystal at
6:24 pm
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PS-This isn't actually about anyone. [Sometimes I feel that way about girls. I'm sick.] It was just a way to express something I've been feeling. And really, you SHOULD keep coming to the store; you brighten my day.
crystal | 06.16.04 - 2:56 am | #
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