Thngs in my fridge:

-rotten alfalfa sprouts
-Farmer's 20/80 spread
-2 eggs in an otherwise empty carton
-Brita filter pitcher, with some water inside
-Little bit of Pepsi
-some white wine someone brought over on New Year's (it would be gone by now, if I liked white wine)
-Farmer's blend, for coffee
-empty Bavaria 6-pack
-ketchup
-mustard
-mayo
-pickled beets
-PC table syrup
-soya sauce
-oyster sauce
-VH szechwan stir-fry sauce
-8 cheese slices, from a package of 12